Just tried to break a slab of wax on my knee like a ninja master. Pain ensued. Slab remains intact.
I just referred to Indiana Jones part 2 as temple of kinda scary. Self high five.
Joe Cariati Glass.
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“A blow to the back of the neck is the punch named for this animal.” Guy answers, “What is a Donkey?” Alex Trebek doesn’t even blush when he says, “No.”